The presidential candidates this time are so bad that if you're at all honest about the evil you're voting for, you should write in Satan.
Actually, Satan is preferable to any regular political candidate. He gets your soul only if you voluntarily agree to give it, or do something so heinous that you get hell when you die. Taxation? Not voluntary. Extorted. A multitude of mandatory registrations and licenses? Again, not voluntary. Extorted.
Go ahead. Do it. Write in "Satan". You know you want to.
This page is satire, but I really DO think it would be amusing if Satan won in November. Both major party candidates are his demons anyway.